Human Guides by Peter Brill

Wondering what to do with your arms? Us too. Learn what to do with all your extremities. Figure out the hidden meanings of haircuts. Understand the truth about pants. Take a deep dive into the esoteric science of being human, with us as your guide. Be guided in your human ways with Human Guides.

Latest Episodes

Human Guides 11: The Bureau
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For this installment of Human Guides, Peter shares a parable lent to him from his local librarian. Be Nice. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.

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Human Guides 10: Goodbye
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Peter covers the many options available for bidding farewell to others, including the use of bathrooms. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com.

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Human Guides 9: Compliments
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Peter covers the varied rules and regulations around delivering compliments. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Hey, nice pencil.

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Human Guides 8: Greetings
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Peter figures out the they he may happen to be. Today, a top level framework for a what is expected of a human salutatory living in North America. As always your totally human host, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Two for flinching.

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Human Guides 7: Sandwiches
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Peter Brill responds to his biggest fan Mike’s several emails regarding what makes a sandwich a sandwich. As always your totally human host, who is not just two slices of human with a core made of blood and viscera, Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until we meet once again, don’t forget to enjoy your sandwich contents. This concludes side one.

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Human Guides 6: Ancient History – War
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Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and war between the hill and valley tribes for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com to arrange pickup for barrels of frogawful. Until we meet once again, remain human and enjoy your delicious beast meat.

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Human Guides 5: Ancient History – Spoons
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Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and spoons during the time of prehuman anyfish for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until we meet once again, remain human and slurp like nobody’s watching.

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Human Guides 4: Ancient History – Soup
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Peter Brill is your guide on ancient history and soup for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Until next time, remain human.

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Human Guides 3: Animals and Chickens
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Peter Brill is your guide on animals and chickens for this segment. As always Peter can be reached at totallyhumanwepromise@gmail.com. Remain human.

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Human Guides 2: Listeners
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Peter Brill is your guide on you, the listeners and their many applications. Email responses and a parable.

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Human Guides 1: Clothes
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Peter Brill is your guide on clothes and their many applications.

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Human Guides 0: Words
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Peter Brill is your guide on words and their many applications.

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